Smells like Overpriced Teen Spirit: Frances Bean Cobain is the new face of Chanel. [Celeb Baby Scoop]
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attend White House Correspondents’ dinner, even though it’s not clear they were wanted there. Something they have in common with the host of the event. [Gabby Babble]
Iman has some catty words for Heidi Klum. Models and catty… two words I NEVER thought I’d see in the same sentence! [Dlisted]
Finally, Chris Crocker has a message that makes sense. [popbytes]
Halle Berry makes her first post-baby appearance at Celebrity Golf Class — ZZZZZZ. Oops, sorry! Just writing the word “golf” makes me sleepy. [Lainey]
Amy Poehler is pregnant. 101 “Baby Mama” jokes sure to follow. [Celebrity Dirt]
Drew Barrymore has as much luck with men as Natalie Portman has with dogs. [Celebitchy]
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Tsk Tsk. Didn’t know Iman had such a big ego. Very ungracious behavior, even if it’s true, one doesn’t toot one’s own horn.
Re: Tandi Iman
April 29th, 2008 at 8:10 amI believe SHE is the queen of the runway AND of splits! Wowee, some of those looked painful!
That was some classy, athletic drag show. Tandi deserves to get tipped with C-notes for that effort.
Now please! Candy please remove the pixellated and homeless Nick Nolte mug shot that’s from his “I need a balls-lift” phase.
Thanks in advance-Dr. L.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:55 amOkay, I’ve un-Nolted you for now, but expect a wide range of celebrities to make cameos in the default avatars!
April 29th, 2008 at 9:36 amwoo hoo, I totally called the Poehler pregnancy (when she wore a shower curtain)! I hope their baby inherits Will’s voice. Its first words can be “Ford, built tough.”
April 29th, 2008 at 12:56 pmOh Candy!
April 29th, 2008 at 3:55 pmI might have been the only one to like crackhead Nolte!
But I loves me some Jack!
Can you do Sean Penn? Think how pissed off he would be to have someone like Zip representing for him!
I want Jimi Hendrix!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:01 am