Can’t be bothered to teach your toddler how to “cover or hover” in public restrooms? Then you’ll most certainly want to look into “My Pee Pee Bottle™” — a “Simple On-The-Go Potty and Hygiene Aid for Toddlers.”
You can’t make this stuff up, people. At least it will cut down on one of my big pet peeves: toilet seat splashing.
The site even offers handy-dandy instructions on how to use the Pee Pee Bottle, including proper angle and squatting position. However, they offer no guidance on what to do if your toddler mistakes it for a sippy cup.
“Mmmm… apple juice, mommy!”
Added bonus for adults: Comes in handy when the line for the women’s room is too damn long, or during an intense game of beer pong.
1. that picture is just wrong.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:29 pm2. the website is even creepier.
3. sweet!! no more peeing into old mcdonalds cups while i’m driving.
“…during an intense game of beer pong”
damn-good idea!
April 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pmno pesky bathroom breaks on a winning streak!
Aunt J’s grandma could use one of these.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:11 pmGross.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pmA fucking water bottle w/ a new name? Well, looky who was born a genius.
LUDICROUS!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:13 amI love that there is a warning on the site to “not allow the child to put the bottle or caps in his or her mouth”. Eww.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:58 amLOL @ Big Joe re: the McDonald’s cup
April 30th, 2008 at 12:02 pm