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	<title>Comments on: Things That Confuse Me:  Heidi Montag Edition</title>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9819</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:22:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so with you on this one, Candy. The whole Heidi and Spencer thing baffles me. I also don't understand what's up with all of the highschool drama between Heidi and that other girl (on The Hills as well I think? I've never watched it, so am not 100% certain) Lauren Conrad or whatever her name is. They continue to have little public spats and it's so ridiculous, immature, and unprofessional. But people apparently are somehow interested in them. Heidi looks like every other girl in Hollywood, and Spencer looks like a douchebag.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so with you on this one, Candy. The whole Heidi and Spencer thing baffles me. I also don&#8217;t understand what&#8217;s up with all of the highschool drama between Heidi and that other girl (on The Hills as well I think? I&#8217;ve never watched it, so am not 100% certain) Lauren Conrad or whatever her name is. They continue to have little public spats and it&#8217;s so ridiculous, immature, and unprofessional. But people apparently are somehow interested in them. Heidi looks like every other girl in Hollywood, and Spencer looks like a douchebag.</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9793</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewwwwww.  Pathetic.

Candy, just refuse to post anything about fools like these douche bags and they'll eventually go away.  Bloggers are the ones who makes these people famous.  Television doesn't cover them much unless they're all over the web. 

NO AUDIENCE = EXTINCTION

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ewwwwww.  Pathetic.</p>
<p>Candy, just refuse to post anything about fools like these douche bags and they&#8217;ll eventually go away.  Bloggers are the ones who makes these people famous.  Television doesn&#8217;t cover them much unless they&#8217;re all over the web. </p>
<p>NO AUDIENCE = EXTINCTION</p>
<p> <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Laura @ Hungry and Frozen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9775</link>
		<dc:creator>Laura @ Hungry and Frozen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 05:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heh I am as befuddled as you are :) maybe more...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heh I am as befuddled as you are <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> maybe more&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Aine</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9771</link>
		<dc:creator>Aine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Spencer and some hookers, that is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Spencer and some hookers, that is.</p>
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		<title>By: Happy Go Lucky</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9766</link>
		<dc:creator>Happy Go Lucky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow.  i got the f-ed up mug shot!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow.  i got the f-ed up mug shot!!</p>
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		<title>By: Happy Go Lucky</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9765</link>
		<dc:creator>Happy Go Lucky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Heidi is the new Paris: talentless, manipulative, over-exposed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heidi is the new Paris: talentless, manipulative, over-exposed.</p>
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		<title>By: Aaron</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/28/things-that-confuse-me-heidi-montag-edition/#comment-9759</link>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In German, the first floor is the floor after the ground floor -- basically it is the 0th floor.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In German, the first floor is the floor after the ground floor &#8212; basically it is the 0th floor.</p>
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