LEFT: John Travolta on the set of The Taking of Pelham 123
RIGHT: Keith J. Haubrich, winner of the 2007 World Beard and Mustache Championship’s “Freestyle” category
Comment a lot? Register here. Already registered? Login here.
Want your own gravatar? Get one here.

"The best humor columnist living in her house!"
--Fabricated News Weekly
"As funny as Jane Eyre!"
--National Life & People Enquirer of the World
"What year is it again?"
--Larry King, CNN


Johnny T - you look hideous!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pmJT actually cut his weave?!!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:56 pmHelp! Please un-Nolte me. Thanks. Quel horreur!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pmI think the Freestyle mustache is a weave…
April 28th, 2008 at 2:01 pmAunt J thinks they make a cute couple.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:12 pmThey are remaking the Taking Of Pelham 123?! Is there no original thought in Hollywood?!! That is a film that got it right the first time - leave it alone!!!!!
April 28th, 2008 at 5:19 pmEither that or they’re remaking ‘Cruising’. Travolta looks too convincing and he aint that good an actor if ya know what I mean.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:30 pmI think the leather-jacket member of the Village People trumps these guys hands down.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:33 pmTotally agree Frewt. He looks like any Xenu-worhippers dream bear-daddy cruise.
April 28th, 2008 at 8:24 pmI’m w/ Frewt and British Bitch…this dude ain’t (I’m country ya’all!) hiding his homo tendencies.
You know Ravolt(y)a is sucking peens w/ Heysoos Cruise! Just be open about it kids. You’re fooling…no one!
April 29th, 2008 at 8:09 amTravolta looks like he’s trying to be something he’s not.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:25 pmBWAHahahaha hehehe haaa ha, oh God! The mental image of Travolta & Cruise engaging in a bit of mutual ‘peen’ sucking just made me choke on my coffee.
Actually, I reckon Cruise’d be the submissive in that relationship and be the suckee as opposed to the sucker as it ahem, were.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:51 pm