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Your friends will die with envy when you get one of these stylish coffin couches!
These oh-so-comfy-looking sofas are made from the finest (unused) recycled coffins in — where else? — my ‘hood of Southern California. According to the retailer’s Web site, they “are not used for burial due to slight cosmetic inconsistencies.” Shocking that nobody wanted to be buried in the cow coffin. Who’s in the moooooood for a funeral?
The coffin couch costs $4,500 and –.
Wait. People actually buy these suckers for $4,500?!
[*CANDY GRABS HER SHOVEL, NOSE PLUG AND HOSE*]
Yes, I’m going to hell, but, um, would it be AWFUL to suggest the mother-in-law get one?
April 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pmI think what bothers me most is the cowprint, er, cow-fur, uh, cowHIDE. Cowhide. W/E.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:54 pmVern: the mother-in-law will get suspicious.
I already live on a street leading to the cemetery…
April 29th, 2008 at 7:48 pmJesus they are ugly… I would never buy one.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:59 pmThose ugly couches should be buried!!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:14 pmdanceswithpoodles - they have COSMETIC INCONSISTENCIES! You can’t bury them!
*snerk!*
April 29th, 2008 at 11:50 pmEize: *snicker* *snort*
April 30th, 2008 at 12:00 amBWAAHAAHAA!!!
Eize!!
They are the undead!!
Too Ugly to roam the earth,
Too Cosmetically Challlenged to be buried!
ps-you’re right about the MIL!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:55 amThose are some serious spidey legs…what a hideous piece.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:44 am