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Put down that Economist and read Star magazine instead, ladies! Because the more educated you are, the less likely you are to have an orgasm — or so says a study conducted by a “German lifestyle Web site.”
Of course, many Germans also believe David Hasselhoff is Elvis reincarnated, so we’ll take this claim with a grain of salt.
In the study, 62 percent of the 2,000 surveyed women who were college-educated said they often have problems climaxing because — and I’m not making this up — they are too busy thinking. Clearly, they’re not thinking about Ryan Reynolds. Meanwhile, only 38 percent of less educated women said they have such problems.
However, a look at a completed survey sheds some light on these results:
Apparently, the problem doesn’t lie with women thinking too much during sex, but rather while filling out the survey.
Whatever. Educated chicks have expectations and don’t just settle for most of the dogs that constantly sniff our asses.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:42 amWell, didn’t you graduate with honors Candy?
Poor thing!
April 29th, 2008 at 7:39 ami like the visual mid.
from a guy who has his pick of the chicks, i’d have to say that i much prefer an educated woman. obviously both smart and dumb women have orgasms with me, but a smart lass is more able to pleasure me, which is of course most important.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:41 amBrainy women are able to get turned on and have “brain orgasms,” as well as vaginal ones.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:44 amWe score twice!
I agree with Dr. L!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:56 amSounds like the “research” was a little lacking.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pmTee hee Jenn F.!!!!!!
Oh Big Joe,
April 29th, 2008 at 3:52 pmYour photo is JUST how I pictured you!
I bet you break many hearts in your project pregnant runway dress!!
Despite having graduated with a 4.0 GPA I’m about to experience a multi right now with the image of handsome big joe (as pictured), his moobs and the beer-baby pregnant runway dress. Bring it on bad boy!
April 29th, 2008 at 5:33 pmWell I’d have to agree that on many an occassion I haven’t been able to orgasm because I’ve been too busy thinking: ‘fuck this dude is a dud and/or why doesn’t this jerk know what the hell he’s doing?’
April 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pmthe only difference between the two is when an educated woman does it she walks away with a man and a long term pension plan as opposed to a tip and a “lock the door on your way out.” i’m just saying. personally i always lower the a/c down to 58 and turn all the faucets on before i leave if i dont get the 20%.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:46 pmBrainy women react to the German Research:
April 29th, 2008 at 8:20 pm“Hmmm, let me make a note for my genetics research. *Scribbles something. Looks up* You know your brother has 10 inches” “Congratulations. You just broke the land speed record”
Brainy women have plenty of orgasms because we’re smart enough to keep a vibrator around if we need it!!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:21 pmand spare batteries
April 29th, 2008 at 11:53 pmBrainy women know about Javier!
April 30th, 2008 at 5:02 amYum!