CSI’s Gary Dourdan arrested on suspicion of possessing heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Um, that’s it? [Dlisted]
Mary-Kate Olsen looking healthy at Chanel’s Tribeca Film Festival event. I don’t even feel tempted to throw a quarter in her cup! [Lainey]
Madonna’s daughter Lourdes somehow got her hands on my Uncle John’s glasses circa 1973. [Celeb Baby Scoop]
I see dead people… having sex? Jimi Hendrix sex tape is being released. [POTP]
Oops! She’s doing it again: Britney Spears confirmed to return to How I Met Your Mother. [Celebrity Dirt]
Governor Spitzer’s prostitute is suing Joe Francis. And Joe Francis let Jennifer Aniston use his Cabo mansion. And Jen once starred in a movie with Kevin Bacon. So Spitzer is four degrees away from Kevin Bacon! [Gabby Babble]
Rachel Hunter’s dogs live in a mansion. Their own mansion. [popbytes]
Fashion trend alert: Arthropods. [Ayyyy!]
Footballer Ronaldo goes into hiding after tranny hooker scandal. At least he’s handling it like a man. [SI]
Lourdes is a beautiful child, I hope she keeps her kooky style and doesn’t become a clone as she gets older. I think she is just adorable in those funky glasses.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:41 pmOh Warrick! I hardly knew yea…
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April 29th, 2008 at 11:05 pmNow we know why this CSI guy was being such a dick to TMZ all the time–it was because he was high!!!
But I can understand, many cast members of that show are encouraged to watch real autopsies and go to real crime scenes. That has to mess your head-up. No wonder why he’s leaving the show. Sometimes, getting a great job, isn’t worth the negative consequences of what it will expose you to.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:07 pmZip-It’s a job. Lay off. some folks don’t mind this kind of detail. And thank God, too. somebody’s gotta do it. People get high on the job all the time-it’s not the job , it’s the people.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:28 amTotally agree Brit Bit, she’s a perfect little hybrid of ma and pa’s best bits (i.e. her eyes, his tall, lithe physique).
Re Gary, I’m bummed. I had fantasies about this guy that didn’t include crack pipes or track marks….
April 30th, 2008 at 1:48 amYeah, Gary is prime fantasy material. For one awful moment when scanning the headlines I thought his mug shot might be a still from the Hendrix sex tape until my caffeine-deprived brain made the correction!
April 30th, 2008 at 9:23 amMany years ago I spent a few years living above a funeral home and working part-time downstairs, helping out with some stuff like occasional pallbearing and handing medical tools to the guy (who was my roommate at the time) who was doing the embalming. Once you’ve seen a dead body or two, it’s not that big a deal… and I’m not saying that in a cavalier kind of way. It’s a natural thing. It’s part of life, although most people don’t see it on a regular basis. There’s nothing about it to “mess your head up” any more than seeing a baby being born. It might not be the prettiest thing in the world, but that’s life.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:57 amSo sad. His departure from the show must have something to do w/ his drug use. Users are notoriously unreliable.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:58 amAbout the alleged Hendrix sex tape: there are two girls who could probably clear this up right now: The Plaster Casters.
See, for example: http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/flash/home.html
and see:
http://archive.salon.com/people/feature/2000/07/12/cynthiapc/
Just trying to bring the message to the people.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pmLibrarian Kathleen: thanks, now I am very interested in the tape because Jimi Hendrix’s todger is the largest cast in her collection!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:34 pm