1906 - 2008
Albert Hofmann, the Swiss chemist who discovered LSD, has died of a heart attack. He was only 102.
Suggested epitaph: “What a trip.”
On Friday afternoon, April 16, 1943, Hofmann had just completed synthesizing a batch of compounds when, he subsequently wrote to his supervisor:
“I was forced to interrupt my work in the laboratory in the middle of the afternoon and proceed home, being affected by a remarkable restlessness, combined with slight dizziness. At home, I lay down and sank into a not-unpleasant intoxicated-like condition, characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination. In a dreamlike state I perceived an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors. After some two hours, this condition faded away.”
And thus the world’s first-known acid trip was born. Awwww.
Hofmann is survived by by his wife, Anita; three children; eight grandchildren; six great-grandchildren; the LSD-spawned Teletubbies; and many fans of his work who are spotted doing things such as jumping under “melting” Burger King tables and screaming “LOOK OUT FOR THE COWS!!!”
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I’d like to smoke his ashes!!! Man I would be so high!!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:03 pmHe probably didn’t know if his life was really flashing before his eyes or if he was just having a flashback!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:12 pmLooking at that picture behind him makes me think I am on an acid trip now.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:28 pm“He was only 102.”
OMG, he was so YOUNG!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:47 pmThose are some funny comments Dances With Poodles. Moonlight, and Eize…but I’ll tell you, LSD must be the Fountain of Youth? 102 ain’t bad!!! I don’t use drugs, but I think it’s time for me to get high!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 1:35 amFuck, I’ve lost my hands! WHERE ARE MY HANDS???? I can stop that bus! Where’s my feet? Oh no, I’ve lost my–hey, there’s Jimi Hendrix! Man, come sing a song with WHO ARE YOU???? Hey, I’m gonna ride this rainbow–why do I have a stick of gum–it’s full of worms… but they’re purple, so it’s OK.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:57 amteletubbies! yes, those creators were def. on an acid trip.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:46 amAgreed on the Teletubbies. I think if I saw them while baked I’d start screaming.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:51 am102? Quiter.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:56 amNo wonder I can’t handle the teletubbies. *shudder*
April 30th, 2008 at 12:13 pmThis tab’s for you Albert!
April 30th, 2008 at 2:20 pmFurther proof that some drugs are good for you.
April 30th, 2008 at 4:26 pmLOL @ Aunt J!!!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:26 pm