In today’s episode of Hollywood Incest: Hulk Hogan and daughter Brooke see the Cyrus’ Vanity Fair shoot, and raise them a poolside ass rub.
Stay tuned for next week’s show, when Papa Joe raises the bar by assisting Jessica with some hands-on bra shopping!
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Is hollywood moving into pedophilia/incest as the main attraction or is it just me?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:33 amThat is just freaky, like she can’t oil her own ass or get a boyfriend to do it???
April 29th, 2008 at 1:27 pmThat picture in the middle tells me he’s done this before….
April 29th, 2008 at 1:52 pmYeah, it looks like he’s putting sunscreen on her… but there’s no way I’d be asking my Dad to do that, and I’m pretty certain he wouldn’t feel it’s right either.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:04 pmyeah, first Bruce Willis, then the Cyrus guy then this
ugh.
April 29th, 2008 at 4:16 pmWhatcha gonna do when I slide my fingers inside you?????????
April 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pmI’m gonna lube your ass BROTHA!!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 5:02 pm2008 - year of the incest.
I’ll be hiding out in my mountain retreat with my amassed Hugh Laurie video collection and ATLA episodes until 2009…
April 29th, 2008 at 5:59 pm“Your Move, Cyrus Family”
LOVE IT CANDY!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 6:52 pmi loved the caption, but please do not antagonize the cyrus family cuz heaven knows that disney duo know how to bring the freak ON!!
April 29th, 2008 at 7:36 pmPeople: get your minds out of the sewer. He’s just tucking her tampax string (or dick) back in.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:16 pmLMAO @ IBB!
I don’t even like to wear a miniskirt around my dad.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:17 pmToo bad for your Dad!!! That poor, poor man!!! At least the rest of us get to look!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 1:37 amBritish Bitch:
*shudder*
April 30th, 2008 at 4:59 amBrit Bit,
April 30th, 2008 at 4:59 amOr perhaps an errant nut!
Vern: “errant nut” - that had me in hysterics. Classic.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:25 amBy the by, Brit Bit,
April 30th, 2008 at 9:41 amThat’s some swell hat you’ve got there! Just lovely.
But…um…why did someone take a photo of you hitchhiking? Did they at least offer you a ride?
oh this old thing? I just threw it on! *blush, giggle* thanks Vern. Ronaldo, Eddie Murphy and Danny Bonaduce love Queens and usually stop to give me rides!
April 30th, 2008 at 10:22 amhyuk, awww guffaw!! snort!
April 30th, 2008 at 7:03 pmI feel like george burns to your gracie allen! you really made me giggle!
but do be careful of queen lovers with cameras, oh witty one!
you people are stupid if you don’t think they are doing something.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:41 amWTF!!!?? D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G!!!!
May 13th, 2008 at 8:54 pmI have inside knowledge that Hulk was her first (but not only). She still loves it from her daddy best.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pmLook in the middle picture the way her toes are curled up when he’s touching her twat. They’ve definitely done this before.
May 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pm