People magazine thinks Rumer Willis is more beautiful than you. [Dlisted]
Jessica Simpson dishes to Glamour magazine, says she no longer needs to pretend to be deep now that she’s with Tony Romo. Wait — Jess isn’t really deep? [Lainey]
Miley Cyrus stars in Gallery of the Absurd’s production of “Jail Bait.” [GOTA]
I’ll have what Paula Abdul is having, please. [Gabby Babble]
David Blaine sets world record for holding breath, later spotted walking in a circle for hours. [POTP]
Katie Holmes is going to Scientology Boot Camp. Drop and give me 20 audits! [popbytes]
Angelina Jolie wins most stylish mom in the WORLD. Clearly, they forgot about Britney. [INO]
What has happened to her feet? Did she develop High Heeled Hooves? What else has she been hiding? A tail?
April 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pmI can’t help but notice she’s hiding her chin.
April 30th, 2008 at 5:42 pmwell of course. with everyone ragging on her about it i would be too.
btw interesting shoes. they look like s+m pain porno shoes.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:19 pmnot that i would know or anything.
=)
Those shoes have got to be painful.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:54 pmRumer is actually a faun, hence the hooves. She is the tragic issue from a three-way gang bang involving her mother’s evil twin, Jay Leno and Mr Tumnus from “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe”.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:41 pmRummer does “pony play?”
:D 
(and no, it’s not your business if I indulge in this sort of thing - I simply asked around what these were).
May 1st, 2008 at 2:26 amAFAIK these shoes are for BSDM bedroom action…
Mateo! I want to be mad at you because you are so damn mean!
But, I confess, I giggled and giggled and…
ps Brit-
May 1st, 2008 at 4:50 amTumnus PROMISED me it was just the one time. Bitch!
Vern, You’re slacking off! Post more, dammit!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:44 pmRebecca: I’m neighing with laughter - “pony play” - damn, that’s just too funny! Giddy up Rumer! I bet she takes sugar lumps from your palm with prehensile lips like a proper horsey.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:23 pmMid: Vern is very busy keeping an eye out for hot dresses for Big Joe. Plus like myself, Vern needs plenty of time to admire Javier. Yumskigrad!!
Mid-
I know you live up North, so you don’t see it as often, but we have sun here! I like to be out in my garden! And it’s true I am obsessed with Big Joe and his wardrobe! But I will try not to be a slacker.
Brit Bit-I had to look up “prehensile” because in my head I was thinking claws but my dictionary explained it as curling, grasping like a monkey tail! Too perfect!
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:37 amAnd, just watched “Between your legs” with Javier from 1999! He might have been perfect then! I’m not sure if I liked the film as I was too distracted.