Well, here it is. The requisite photographic evidence:
The official In Touch summary:
Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.
That’s right — EXCLUSIVELY!
In Touch isn’t the only one with a Jen-N-John exclusive. Sources tell CandyKirby.com EXCLUSIVELY that John has already picked out the perfect suit should the two ever decide to tie the knot:
“In sickness and in questionable mental health…”
Oh God that Borat neon slingshot… no man should ever put one of those on, even if he’s joking. It’s just… not a good thing.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:44 amI wish all of these damn magazines would go out of business. What happened to the good ol’ days of just People and VF? The National Enquirer doesn’t qualify either.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:46 amGotta give props to a guy who’s got the balls to wear a thing like that. Many happy orgasmic nights for Silly Balls.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:11 pmDoes this guy ever work? He’s always modeling swimwear.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:11 pmDid a tattoo parlor explode on his arm?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:16 pmAm I the only one who likes them together?
April 30th, 2008 at 2:55 pmAs I have asked many times in this space, “What is she thinking?”
For a Hollywood someone who seems to have most of her marbles, she continues to make the worst choices in male companionship.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:39 pmAunt J: Did a tattoo parlor explode on his arm? - giggle, chuckle, snort, snerk!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pmI wonder if he padded the neon mankini or if that’s all him? I wonder if Brooke Hogan owns a mankini?
April 30th, 2008 at 4:45 pmThat avatar is hilarious Kathleen but wtf is it?
I had the misfortune of hearing Mayer give a radio interview recently. There’s 10 minutes of my life I want back. The man is full of shit. If Jen digs that, then her radar sucks.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:10 pmSorry; his man parts fail to impress in the mankini. He seems immature.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:36 amFrewt: that’s Peanut!
He’s one of ventriloquist Jeff Dunham’s hilarious puppets.
Just type Jeff Dunham into YouTube and sit back and laugh yourself into oblivion.
(Comedy Central runs Dunham’s stuff regularly — I don’t watch tv, but that’s what people tell me.)
May 1st, 2008 at 3:31 pm