If only they’d replaced the Bobbi Kristina story with a tidbit about Tom and Katie’s sex life: “HE MAKES HER CALL HIM ‘SIR XENU’ AND WEAR ALIEN TENTACLES ON HER NIPPLES!” — then I would have framed this cover and hung it on my wall for daily belly-laughs:
Quote of the day: “Even her ankles are fat!”
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a rachael and oprah cage fight is in order.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:47 am“Even her ankles are fat!”
LOL ~ Brutal!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 11:47 amI wonder if they used the word “cankles” in the actual article. Poor thing, they’ll always rag on her. Wait a sec, everyone rags on everyone!
April 30th, 2008 at 11:49 amA person can be skinny and have fat ankles. You know what I’m talking about. I think Hillary might have fat ankles.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:08 pmKatie Holmes and Mischa Barton have fat ankles too.
Aunt J is sad that she knows this.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pmRachael’s food IS enough to make you sick.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:56 pmLeave Kirstie Alone: she just hasn’t finished exorcising all the body thetans who are stuck in her body and pop up in the most unfortunate places e.g. ankles.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pmP.S. anyone who mocks will be added to Xenu’s list of mean people.
Yes, it’s almost worthy of framing.
Around here, we call them “piano legs.” Poor Kirstie. The Xenu sect might kick her out for failing to look like a department store mannequin. Their system is supposed to “clear” all negatives, including body problems.
Tsk.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:50 pmThe original cankle award goes to Olivia Newton John. In the few films that she did, the stylists went to great lengths to hide them, Xanadu in particular. But there was a scene in Grease where pants, boots, or legwarmers were not appropriate:
http://media.knoxnews.com/kns/content/img/photos/2007/07/03/newtonjohn_t600.jpg
And you think you’re sad Aunt J…
April 30th, 2008 at 6:27 pmFunny how fast oprah changed her mind about Loving Rachael Ray. Truth is she never did. She always hated Rachael Ray! Jealousy is an ugly thing. Get over it oprah, you can NEVER look as nice, or be as good as Rachael Ray! Just bad breeding. Take up those issues with your parents! If you know who they are. Weren’t they on Maury???
May 15th, 2008 at 12:56 am