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	<title>Comments on: The Latest Beauty Scoop is Bird Poop</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-12010</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 20:38:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi, my name is Rebecca and I am working with Shizuka New York. Thanks for your coverage of the new Geisha Facial and for helping generate buzz around this new skin care trend. Because of the recent buzz, we shot a video to show that we do indeed have a sense of humor about the Geisha Facial special ingredient - nightingale droppings. Enjoy the video at http://www.shizukany.com/geisha-poop-facial-video.htm</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, my name is Rebecca and I am working with Shizuka New York. Thanks for your coverage of the new Geisha Facial and for helping generate buzz around this new skin care trend. Because of the recent buzz, we shot a video to show that we do indeed have a sense of humor about the Geisha Facial special ingredient - nightingale droppings. Enjoy the video at <a href="http://www.shizukany.com/geisha-poop-facial-video.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.shizukany.com/geisha-poop-facial-video.htm</a></p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-9921</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:44:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While the rest of us proles are trying to figure out how to pay for enough gas to get to work and back home tomorrow, the rich and stupid are paying big money for powdered poop TO PUT ON THEIR FACES. 

The Chinese curse is so apropos: we are, indeed, living in interesting times.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While the rest of us proles are trying to figure out how to pay for enough gas to get to work and back home tomorrow, the rich and stupid are paying big money for powdered poop TO PUT ON THEIR FACES. </p>
<p>The Chinese curse is so apropos: we are, indeed, living in interesting times.</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-9912</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is for the birds.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is for the birds.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-9905</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J doesn't think this trend is going to fly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J doesn&#8217;t think this trend is going to fly.</p>
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		<title>By: Aine</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-9898</link>
		<dc:creator>Aine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 19:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>$180?
nah. I'll just lay under the eaves and hope i get lucky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>$180?<br />
nah. I&#8217;ll just lay under the eaves and hope i get lucky.</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-9886</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll skip the shitified (FUN word! Use it in a sentence today.) face and move on to the Skinny Girl's Margarita or maybe just a Guinness...mmmmmm, libationsssss.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll skip the shitified (FUN word! Use it in a sentence today.) face and move on to the Skinny Girl&#8217;s Margarita or maybe just a Guinness&#8230;mmmmmm, libationsssss.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/04/30/the-latest-beauty-scoop-is-bird-poop/#comment-9884</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:46:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah! Candy, this is why I love you... you always come up with the perfect one liner to end your write-ups.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah! Candy, this is why I love you&#8230; you always come up with the perfect one liner to end your write-ups.</p>
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