Ssshhh! Don’t look now, but I think this Fendi Peacock Fringed Pochette is staring at us!
(IN HUSHED TONES) Is it just me, or does the bag need some of THIS:
Uh-oh. It looks angry now. RUN!!!
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Wait, it was designed like that or Parisite Hilton handled one of these which then infected all the other purses in that shipment?
April 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pmYou’re really funny!!!
April 30th, 2008 at 4:24 pmKatie’s right.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:16 pmI’m assuming you are talking to Candy, but at the risk of looking like a total tool, if you were replying to my comment then thank you. Candy supplies a constant stream of hilarious stuff, I’m just in the peanut gallery
April 30th, 2008 at 10:19 pmLet me guess, thsi butt-ugly (literally) purse costs a few thousand $ at least…
May 1st, 2008 at 2:37 amCould anyone explain to me why some women find such “accessories” appealing? I kinda lost here…
I have a strange phobia of “bumpy things” (don’t ask) and this just sent me into overdrive
May 1st, 2008 at 8:14 amBeyonce has probably already ordered 20 of them.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:01 pmI was talking to Candy but you’re funny too It’s British Bitch!!! I love your avatar. I need to figure out how to get one of those.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:03 pmKatie: Whoops, I knew it was just my big deluded ego! Candy is HILARIOUS. When you post you’ll see a link - “Want your own Gravatar? Get one here.” Click the link, choose a pic from your hard drive or the web and you have your own Gravatar.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:06 pmThanks Brit and Katie, you inspired me to go out an get an avatar! Hope you like it!
May 1st, 2008 at 9:07 pmHoly Terror: I LOVE it. The ciggie is very rakish!
May 1st, 2008 at 9:17 pm