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Gwyneth Paltrow snaps that she has no best wishes for Brad and Angelina. To which Jon Voight responded, “Angie’s seeing Brad Pitt?!” [Lainey]
Scout Willis scouts the Coachella Music Festival scene. Ha, haaaaaa! (Hey, if I have to put up with “Candy — Are you sweet?” jokes, then she should have to put up with MY bad jokes!) [Celeb Baby Scoop]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon… married? At least she won’t have to change her monogrammed towels. [Celebrity Smack]
The best job in Hollywood: Nipple taper. [POTP]
Speaking of nipple tapers… Liz Hurley wants to show us something. But I just can’t figure out what it is. [Ayyyy!]
A Salt-N-Pepa and Fergie music mash-up. Nice! Just so happens “Shoop” is my karaoke song. Push it, girls! [popbytes]
Britney Spears blew through $61 million in a year. I’m no math expert, but I think that equals… a LOT of Frappuccinos. [Celebitchy]
Sad: John Mayer blogs about his hair. Sadder: I am blogging about someone else blogging about John Mayer blogging about his hair. [Dirt]
Dennis Rodman arrrested. Again. I don’t know the charge, but life in prison sounds fair. [Gabby Babble]
I’m trying to figure out how anyone can blow through 61 million in a year… but if I had the opportunity, I’d definitely at least have nice hair and clothing out of it. Wait a minute… I’ve somehow managed to keep my hair and clothing looking decent on a fraction of that….
May 1st, 2008 at 5:39 pmTitney had a little help from her `friends.“
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 amPlus lawyers fees and supporting K-Fed’s fat, lazy ass. Love how he is now rehabilitated and when the tabloids wrote about him gaining weight it was softened with remarks about him not having much time with two kids to keep up with. Puh-lease, he “works” about 2 days a year and gets a pass for weight gain because he has a penis somewhere under his flab. K-Fed ate ALL the pies, fat bastard.
P.S. She probably spent $11m (which is still jaw-dropping) and then the rag added on the $50m she lost through not touring - which I think is a grotesque over-estimate.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 amSpot on BritBitch!
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 am