I know, I know. I’m thinking the same thing… “Um, what?”
Well, apparently, Mariah, 38, and Wild ‘N Out star Nick Cannon, 27, DO know each other — and well enough to have decided to tie the knot, according to Access Hollywood.
And when you witness their passion…
And the recycled engagement ring, which Nick once gave to model Selita Banks…
There’s no denying this union was meant to be. Congrats, you crazy kids!
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recycled ring? seriously? mariah seems like too much of a diva for that.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:22 amI just read they’re already married? I’m just waiting for the pregnancy rumor now!!
May 1st, 2008 at 11:55 amThat poor boy is in over his head!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:04 pmnick cannon knew what he was doing-that is, if he didn’t sign a pre-nup.
mariah’s his new cash cow!
May 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pmAh, the tried-and-true Recycled Ring saga.
Perhaps she feels lucky that she did not have to buy the ring herself.
Just sayin’ …
May 1st, 2008 at 3:15 pmActually, I heard Mariah’s ring is pink diamond while Selita’s was/is colorless diamond.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:43 pmIf that ring IS recycled, homeboy is gonna feel worse than that Polish chick with the mixer after Mariah gets done with his ass!
May 1st, 2008 at 4:19 pmNick has his own money!!! I mean, it is not like the courts will ever side with one millionaire suing another, for spousal support.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:14 pmHmmm, I wonder if Big Gay Al and Nick will end up in a long-term love match in about 18 months time? Mariah is rich but bitch has a face like a cabbage patch doll crossed with a muppet. Imagine that bearing down on you during sexy times! Noooooo! I’ll take the mixer thanks.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:57 pmEwwww I just realised that Mariah married Kim Kardashian’s sloppy seconds. Yuck.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:02 pm