Comments on: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Are… Engaged? http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Fri, 05 Sep 2008 07:38:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10111 It's British Bitch Fri, 02 May 2008 21:02:31 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10111 Ewwww I just realised that Mariah married Kim Kardashian's sloppy seconds. Yuck. Ewwww I just realised that Mariah married Kim Kardashian’s sloppy seconds. Yuck.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10050 It's British Bitch Fri, 02 May 2008 04:57:14 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10050 Hmmm, I wonder if Big Gay Al and Nick will end up in a long-term love match in about 18 months time? Mariah is rich but bitch has a face like a cabbage patch doll crossed with a muppet. Imagine that bearing down on you during sexy times! Noooooo! I'll take the mixer thanks. Hmmm, I wonder if Big Gay Al and Nick will end up in a long-term love match in about 18 months time? Mariah is rich but bitch has a face like a cabbage patch doll crossed with a muppet. Imagine that bearing down on you during sexy times! Noooooo! I’ll take the mixer thanks.

]]> By: Zip http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10034 Zip Fri, 02 May 2008 01:14:19 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10034 Nick has his own money!!! I mean, it is not like the courts will ever side with one millionaire suing another, for spousal support. Nick has his own money!!! I mean, it is not like the courts will ever side with one millionaire suing another, for spousal support.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10029 Vern Thu, 01 May 2008 23:19:15 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10029 If that ring IS recycled, homeboy is gonna feel worse than that Polish chick with the mixer after Mariah gets done with his ass! If that ring IS recycled, homeboy is gonna feel worse than that Polish chick with the mixer after Mariah gets done with his ass!

]]> By: Melanie http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10025 Melanie Thu, 01 May 2008 22:43:00 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10025 Actually, I heard Mariah's ring is pink diamond while Selita's was/is colorless diamond. Actually, I heard Mariah’s ring is pink diamond while Selita’s was/is colorless diamond.

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10020 librarian kathleen Thu, 01 May 2008 22:15:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10020 Ah, the tried-and-true Recycled Ring saga. Perhaps she feels lucky that she did not have to buy the ring herself. Just sayin' ... Ah, the tried-and-true Recycled Ring saga.

Perhaps she feels lucky that she did not have to buy the ring herself.

Just sayin’ …

]]> By: Aine http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10007 Aine Thu, 01 May 2008 20:11:11 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10007 nick cannon knew what he was doing-that is, if he didn't sign a pre-nup. mariah's his new cash cow! nick cannon knew what he was doing-that is, if he didn’t sign a pre-nup.

mariah’s his new cash cow!

]]> By: Katie http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-10002 Katie Thu, 01 May 2008 19:04:45 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-10002 That poor boy is in over his head!!! That poor boy is in over his head!!!

]]> By: danceswithpoodles http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-9995 danceswithpoodles Thu, 01 May 2008 18:55:58 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-9995 I just read they're already married? I'm just waiting for the pregnancy rumor now!! I just read they’re already married? I’m just waiting for the pregnancy rumor now!!

]]> By: martini lover http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/mariah-carey-and-nick-cannon-are-engaged/#comment-9987 martini lover Thu, 01 May 2008 17:22:25 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1275#comment-9987 recycled ring? seriously? mariah seems like too much of a diva for that. recycled ring? seriously? mariah seems like too much of a diva for that.

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