You do NOT want to miss this. Yet another Bai Ling Pearl of Wisdom!
I think it says “The Hit Song… Chinese Girl”…
However, upon reading one of her recent blog posts:
I don’t have dream while I am sleeping anymore, because I am living in dreams every day, i am a lucky person, don’t even remember how many early morning I have been lost on the road with only my driver and the sleeping streets with ghosts dancing, but the evening darkness and the morning darkness is very different, they play different music with different color…… I see Orange in the evening, I see blue in the morning……Which one is more beautiful?
I’m now quite certain it actually says, “Bai hit bong… cannabis girl.”
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is Eva Longoria wearing an beach towel?
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:15 amOh and Bai, Elvira wants her dress back…
OK, you can all just let me have it, but I think this is the clearest thing the ‘Ling has ever written and kind of poetic.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 amDamn yeah, it`s all about the colours!
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:42 ambai ling:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYV1aJro7jE
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 amMan, I used to love Vince but he just seems so nasty to me since he was arrested close to me. Blech.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 amNice to see Cam getting back out there. It must be really tough for her.
Keep it up Cam!
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 amVince has three bags under one eye, and 2 bags under the other eye. But if that weren’t enough, DUDE! Seriously, what did you do to achieve that straight-edged hairline?
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 amLook out Christina Aguilera, hubby Jordan “Bat Boy” Bratman is going to have a boner for Bing in that bat-winged monstrosity of a dress. He’s going to start doing all kinds of bat squeaks.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:16 amBai Ling or Bat Ling?
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:19 pmAunt J : too funny, I nearly spat coffee out due to laughing when I read that.
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:52 pmvince’s widow’s peak would go well with bai ling’s dress.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm