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	<title>Comments on: Pay Attention, People!  Bai Ling Has a Message for Us!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 09:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10124</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 21:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>vince's widow's peak would go well with bai ling's dress.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>vince&#8217;s widow&#8217;s peak would go well with bai ling&#8217;s dress.</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10110</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 20:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J : too funny, I nearly spat coffee out due to laughing when I read that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J : too funny, I nearly spat coffee out due to laughing when I read that.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10103</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 19:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bai Ling or Bat Ling?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bai Ling or Bat Ling?</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10093</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 18:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Look out Christina Aguilera, hubby Jordan "Bat Boy" Bratman is going to have a boner for Bing in that bat-winged monstrosity of a dress. He's going to start doing all kinds of bat squeaks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look out Christina Aguilera, hubby Jordan &#8220;Bat Boy&#8221; Bratman is going to have a boner for Bing in that bat-winged monstrosity of a dress. He&#8217;s going to start doing all kinds of bat squeaks.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10089</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 17:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vince has three bags under one eye, and 2 bags under the other eye. But if that weren't enough, DUDE! Seriously, what did you do to achieve that straight-edged hairline?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vince has three bags under one eye, and 2 bags under the other eye. But if that weren&#8217;t enough, DUDE! Seriously, what did you do to achieve that straight-edged hairline?</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10080</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice to see Cam getting back out there.  It must be really tough for her.  

Keep it up Cam!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice to see Cam getting back out there.  It must be really tough for her.  </p>
<p>Keep it up Cam!</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10079</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, I used to love Vince but he just seems so nasty to me since he was arrested close to me.  Blech.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, I used to love Vince but he just seems so nasty to me since he was arrested close to me.  Blech.</p>
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		<title>By: big joe</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10072</link>
		<dc:creator>big joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 14:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bai ling: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYV1aJro7jE</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bai ling: </p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYV1aJro7jE" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYV1aJro7jE</a></p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/pay-attention-people-bai-ling-has-a-message-for-us/#comment-10068</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 14:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn yeah, it`s all about the colours!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn yeah, it`s all about the colours!</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 12:43:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, you can all just let me have it, but I think this is the clearest thing the 'Ling has ever written and kind of poetic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, you can all just let me have it, but I think this is the clearest thing the &#8216;Ling has ever written and kind of poetic.</p>
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