Behold a totally sober Christina Aguilera leaving the launch party of new hotspot, Crown Bar, in Hollywood last night. Looks like hubby Jordan Bratman had to help Xtina to the car, because she was having problems standing under the weight of her make-up.
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That’s a shame .. I waited until my kids were in their 20’s until I let them carry me out from a bar and pour me into the car.
May 1st, 2008 at 9:50 amhope she pumped and dumped before she went out.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:22 amHee hee, Candy! You are a riot!
May 1st, 2008 at 10:56 amI like Jordan’s purse.
May 1st, 2008 at 11:56 amI like that he’s the one carrying the purse, too.
Xtina, you’re letting your heritage show.
Thousands of Western PA folks walk out of bars every day at 2:05 a.m. looking exactly like you!
Only…better.
May 1st, 2008 at 3:22 pmGod, she looks like such a cheap hooker. When is she going to stop with the tacky white hair and the fake red lips ? She looks about 38 years old !
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:23 pm