Comments on: Totally Sober: Christina Aguilera http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:09:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: dei http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/#comment-10144 dei Sat, 03 May 2008 02:23:39 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1273#comment-10144 God, she looks like such a cheap hooker. When is she going to stop with the tacky white hair and the fake red lips ? She looks about 38 years old ! God, she looks like such a cheap hooker. When is she going to stop with the tacky white hair and the fake red lips ? She looks about 38 years old !

]]> By: librarian kathleen http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/#comment-10021 librarian kathleen Thu, 01 May 2008 22:22:37 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1273#comment-10021 I like that he's the one carrying the purse, too. Xtina, you're letting your heritage show. Thousands of Western PA folks walk out of bars every day at 2:05 a.m. looking exactly like you! Only...better. I like that he’s the one carrying the purse, too.

Xtina, you’re letting your heritage show.

Thousands of Western PA folks walk out of bars every day at 2:05 a.m. looking exactly like you!

Only…better.

]]> By: danceswithpoodles http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/#comment-9996 danceswithpoodles Thu, 01 May 2008 18:56:35 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1273#comment-9996 I like Jordan's purse. I like Jordan’s purse.

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/#comment-9993 midevil Thu, 01 May 2008 17:56:57 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1273#comment-9993 Hee hee, Candy! You are a riot! Hee hee, Candy! You are a riot!

]]> By: martini lover http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/#comment-9988 martini lover Thu, 01 May 2008 17:22:58 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1273#comment-9988 hope she pumped and dumped before she went out. hope she pumped and dumped before she went out.

]]> By: B*tchy http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/totally-sober-christina-aguilera/#comment-9984 B*tchy Thu, 01 May 2008 16:50:28 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1273#comment-9984 That's a shame .. I waited until my kids were in their 20's until I let them carry me out from a bar and pour me into the car. That’s a shame .. I waited until my kids were in their 20’s until I let them carry me out from a bar and pour me into the car.

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