An important follow-up message for yesterday’s “Sex Toy or Household Product?” investigative report:
A Polish woman (*CANDY BITES HER TONGUE*) has landed in the hospital after a sex toy she made from a hand-held food mixer got, well, all mixed up, reports my partner in critical sex toy consumer alerts, The Sun.
Joanna Kozlowska, 31, got an electric shock while wisely testing her makeshift toy in the bathtub. Best part of this story: Locals in Rewal, Poland, blame her husband Jerzy, 53, for “not tending to her needs.”
Yeah, Jerzy! Next time, be sure to buy her a juicer, too.
Black and Pecker® 175-watt mixer, $25, available at Bed, Bath & WAY Beyond
>>Black and Pecker® 175-watt mixer, $25, available at Bed, Bath & WAY Beyond
This is why you are my fave blogger!!
May 1st, 2008 at 11:54 amOuch!!!
May 1st, 2008 at 12:04 pm“A Polish woman (*CANDY BITES HER TONGUE*) has ended in hospital after a sex toy she made…”
Um, Candy, don’t you mean “has ended UP in hospital?” Or “in the hospital.” Now who is Polish. I kid, I kid.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:08 pmDon’t insult Polish people by comparing them to me, Joss.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:19 pmHa! My best friend is Polish (Monika-with-a-”K”) and is, probably, the smartest person I know. But we still torture her endlessly!
May 1st, 2008 at 1:21 pmThey may have a thing for the tech toys - some time ago a guy was caught with his pecker up Henry Hoover’s orifice
May 1st, 2008 at 2:38 pmhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html
Even in my most desperate moments, I would not have thought to employ a mixer.
Yikes. What Was She Thinking?
May 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pmRebecca: this made me laugh hysterically. Thank you for sharing. Best parts of the story are:
1) The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants
May 1st, 2008 at 9:53 pm2) That type of hoover has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”. Plainly that slutty little hoover was just begging for it!
I think I’ll be giggling every time I use my mixer now.
May 2nd, 2008 at 9:42 am