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	<title>Comments on: Whip It!  Whip It Good!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10085</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 16:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think I'll be giggling every time I use my mixer now.  :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think I&#8217;ll be giggling every time I use my mixer now.  <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10049</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 04:53:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rebecca: this made me laugh hysterically. Thank you for sharing. Best parts of the story are:

1) The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants
2) That type of hoover has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose". Plainly that slutty little hoover was just begging for it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rebecca: this made me laugh hysterically. Thank you for sharing. Best parts of the story are:</p>
<p>1) The man claimed he was cleaning his underpants<br />
2) That type of hoover has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its &#8220;nose&#8221;. Plainly that slutty little hoover was just begging for it!</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10019</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 22:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Even in my most desperate moments, I would not have thought to employ a mixer.

Yikes.  What Was She Thinking?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even in my most desperate moments, I would not have thought to employ a mixer.</p>
<p>Yikes.  What Was She Thinking?</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10017</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 21:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They may have a thing for the tech toys - some time ago a guy was caught with his pecker up Henry Hoover's orifice 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They may have a thing for the tech toys - some time ago a guy was caught with his pecker up Henry Hoover&#8217;s orifice<br />
<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580535/Worker-caught-having-sex-with-Henry-Hoover.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Joss</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10010</link>
		<dc:creator>Joss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ha!  My best friend is Polish (Monika-with-a-"K") and is, probably, the smartest person I know.  But we still torture her endlessly!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha!  My best friend is Polish (Monika-with-a-&#8221;K&#8221;) and is, probably, the smartest person I know.  But we still torture her endlessly!</p>
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		<title>By: Candy</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10009</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:19:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't insult Polish people by comparing them to me, Joss.  ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t insult Polish people by comparing them to me, Joss.  <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Joss</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10006</link>
		<dc:creator>Joss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 20:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"A Polish woman (*CANDY BITES HER TONGUE*) has ended in hospital after a sex toy she made..."

Um, Candy, don't you mean "has ended UP in hospital?"  Or "in the hospital."  Now who is Polish.  I kid, I kid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;A Polish woman (*CANDY BITES HER TONGUE*) has ended in hospital after a sex toy she made&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Um, Candy, don&#8217;t you mean &#8220;has ended UP in hospital?&#8221;  Or &#8220;in the hospital.&#8221;  Now who is Polish.  I kid, I kid.</p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-10001</link>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 19:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ouch!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ouch!!!</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/01/whip-it-whip-it-good/#comment-9994</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:54:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&#62;&#62;Black and Pecker® 175-watt mixer, $25, available at Bed, Bath &#38; WAY Beyond

This is why you are my fave blogger!!  :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&gt;&gt;Black and Pecker® 175-watt mixer, $25, available at Bed, Bath &amp; WAY Beyond</p>
<p>This is why you are my fave blogger!!  <img src='http://candykirby.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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