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That’s Carol(e)? Vorderman from the UK C4 programme Countdown. Co-incidentally George Clooney confessed to having the hots for her when he saw her on tv whilst over here. Er, Why do I think Carole is gonna regret my pointing that out to Candy? Oops …
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 amCandy: too funny. Looks like he’s learned how to hold his head at an angle where is incipient “Jude Law” hairline can’t be seen in side shots.
Carole Vorderman is always touted as a maths graduate from Cambridge University; this has to be a lie as she persists in trying to get a size 14 body into a size 6 dress.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am“It’s time to close the cleavage curtains…before I spew all over them.”
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:03 amLOL @ IBB’s math/dress comment!
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 amAunt J thinks the girls are crying out for support!
May 2nd, 2008 at 12:12 pmHe looks like he might be saying “Gimmie Some!!!”
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 pmhe looks like he’s trying not to laugh. she’s an attractive woman but that dress does her no favors.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pmI’m with Martini-
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pmThat too small wrapper aint keeping her fresh!
Oh! But! I bet Big Joe could carry it off beautifully!
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm“Well? D’ya think Charlie will like it?”
“Hmmm…”
“Well?”
“No.”
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:55 pmMid: I think Chazza would love it! Many pics of him allegedly ogling boobs have circulated over the years, here’s a couple of recent examples:
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=7872
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2008/02/a-royal-ogling-job-prince-charles-scarlett-johansson/
God forbid he should ever meet Heidi Montag. The combination of being horse-faced like his true love Camilla and boobs would mean he’d have to excuse himself to go and knock one out in the bogs.
Vern: Big Joe would look delicious in that dress!
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:39 pmVern looks like she’s saying “Gimmie some!!!” too.
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 pmI think Camilla looks like an average middle-aged woman who has aged naturally. It’s hard to follow someone young and attractive!
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 amGot sidetracked. I actually came into comments to see if anyone else thought that looked like Susan Sarandon.
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:01 amBrit Bit: Hahahahaha!
Holy Terror: Remember, Camilla came first, during, and after. Youth be gone!
May 3rd, 2008 at 5:40 amI can’t imagine why Royals’ genitals behaving badly cracks me up so, but sweet mother of god, I can’t stop laughing at the idea of the Prince in the bog.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:11 amgenius Brit Bit!
He’s actually saying: “Oh, God, help my eyes not fall into that cleavage! Must restrain…must act royally! Besides, she’s old…”
May 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm