Now: A cider bottle.
See it? No? Have more cider…
Michael Cartwright, who reported this holy sighting, slurred said, “I’m not sure what message Jesus was sending and maybe now we’ll never know.”
Thankfully, CandyKirby.com has a Jesus Cider Bottle translator on-hand, who was able to decipher the life-altering message for us:
“Dude! You could make a killing on eBay! Now pass the Bass.”
looks more like one of the three kings to me.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:10 pmOh! It’s J.C. in the gold foil part.
May 2nd, 2008 at 2:53 pmBut what about the masked terrorist in the brown glass part? Creepy!
Maybe it’s Santa Claus!
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:17 pmThat could be a gold-foil wrapped Santa, Jenn!
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:09 pmI see like the invisible man wrapped in bandages, but he’s upside down. This is cool, like looking at clouds!
May 3rd, 2008 at 1:52 amMartini: Which King do you see Melchoir, Balthazar or Gaspar?
Dr.L: holy fuck, that’s scary. He has an AK-47 and everything.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:17 amWhy is it that everytime people see a face in something, they automatically say it’s Jesus? I agree, that does look like one of the three kings.
May 3rd, 2008 at 8:10 amLooks like Tom Cruise to me.
May 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pmhilarious, moonlight dancer!
or maybe kanye west?
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:39 pmI always see Jesus after a few of those. Jesus is the guy who cleans my pool. Very refreshing on a hot Hawaiian afternoon…
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:07 pmML, Kanye West is probably the only one who sees Kanye West
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm