Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt, Hugh Hefner
and Holly Madison at the Kentucky Derby
HOLLY: I wonder if seeing me in white gives Hef any ideas?
HUGH: That white dress is swell. Jayne Mansfield really knows how to pull herself together.
KENDRA: Dude. I cannot WAIT to flash the jockeys!
HOLLY: The ribbon on my hat shows Hef what a PRIZE I am. Get it? Gosh, I’m clever.
HUGH: Uh-oh. I must’ve had too many ginger ales. Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee! Oh, well. Jayne will take care of it later.
BRIDGET: Why does Hef keep calling me “Brigitte?” He knows I’m BRIDGET, right?
HUGH: Hope this baseball game doesn’t take too long. There’s a new episode of Lucy on tonight!
KENDRA: OK, I’m bored. I gotta shake my ass for the photographeries, um, the photographians… oh, you know, those PICTURE TAKER PEOPLE now.
Mansfield was a helluva lot better looking than Holly. Same goes for Bridget/Brigitte. Poor Hugh.
May 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 pmLuvs ya work, Cands.
May 4th, 2008 at 1:30 amThose “girls” are human Viagra. And not because they are so beautiful or sexy but because they are the only thing keeping that gomer “erect.”
May 4th, 2008 at 2:55 amVern: *giggle, snicker, hoot, snort* *gasp* *cackle, chortle, guffaw* *gasp* *giggle, snicker, snerk, whinny* *CRASH - falls over from lack of oxygen*
May 4th, 2008 at 10:45 amOh my…
*tries to pull Brit Bit back up*
Candy, you did the ribbon on the hat justice! Too funny.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:13 pmHef should stay away from the ghostly white look. It hits a little too close to home.
This is hilarious by the way.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:18 pmGee, what lovely spring ensembles! And, such a happy family!
May 4th, 2008 at 3:29 pmI wonder when we’ll have equal legal recognition and benefits for de-facto geriatric polygamists?
May 4th, 2008 at 5:38 pmhis grandaughters are so cute. i think the one on the far left looks just like him.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:47 am