Just add crusty airplane pasta sauce to her jeans and some luggage under the eyes, and she might look as lovely as I do while traveling!
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May
3
2008
Candy’s Math Edition: The Jessica Biel Equation
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Probably the worst photo I have ever seen of this naturally beautiful young woman. Ouch.
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:15 pmi find her unremarkable, even in makeup.
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 pmWow, I always thought she was gorgeous, but she looks like she’s been on a bender for about a week. Jeez.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pmJT sucks the hot out of all his girlfriends. When they break up, she’ll go back to being hot, just like Cameron.
May 4th, 2008 at 2:21 pmLooks like Jessica has been having some Winehouse moments.
May 4th, 2008 at 3:31 pmJT just cant stand anyone prettier than him, danceswithpoodles.
May 4th, 2008 at 7:39 pmbut EVERYONE is prettier than him
I thought she was gay… Anyhoo, bitch is still hot, even pissed, tired and greasy. I wish I looked like that on a GOOD day.
May 4th, 2008 at 8:59 pm