Britney Spears hopped on a private jet to attend li’l sis Jamie Lynn’s baby shower in Kentwood this weekend. And, boy oh boy, am I jealous. There’s nothing I love more than games asking guests to smell “dirty” diapers full of crushed chocolate, or identify the flavor of baby food (mmmm! strained peas!), or insult the mommy-to-be by guessing the circumference of her belly. Good times.
Seriously, why can’t everyone just enjoy a pitcher of margarit –. Oh. Right.
Only CandyKirby.com has a peek at Britney’s gift basket for Jamie Lynn:
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Baby’s first pictures will be blurry and orange because of Starbucks and Cheetos.
May 4th, 2008 at 10:46 pmAunt J loves the cowboy booties.
May 4th, 2008 at 11:04 pmI am glad that Spears is helping her sister and is with her in any situation!
-armine
May 5th, 2008 at 12:51 amAw!
May 5th, 2008 at 4:04 amyou are a mess.
May 5th, 2008 at 6:36 amthose boots look suspiciously familiar. i suspect that smelly pair probably belonged to brits crumb snatchers and are perhaps stinky enough now to be handed down.
The boots! Oh my God, the boots!
May 5th, 2008 at 6:42 amThat’s hilarious! Britney has that blank, stoned, clueless look again…just sayin’
May 5th, 2008 at 8:18 amI predict a boy for Jamie Lynn.
May 5th, 2008 at 8:18 amIt’s baby, bitch!
Love it!!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 9:50 amAnd don’t forget a pallet of “water” bottles filled with vodka!
Hey, new moms have needs, too.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:14 pmA new generation of boooots!
May 5th, 2008 at 4:31 pm