I’m not going to lie: I’ve had a few Cinco de Mayo margaritas tonight — on the rocks, with salt. Flaming ones, no less! (And I saw Quentin Tarantino.) Which may explain why I can’t stop giggling over these pictures from the oh-so-exclusive “Superheroes: Fashion And Fantasy” gala at the Met. Let’s see which superheroes they represent, shall we?
Introducing Xenu, Warrior Princess — and his wife, Katie!
It’s Wonder-Bra Woman!
It’s the $27 Billion Dollar Ass Woman and Skeletor!
It’s a bird, it’s plane, it’s… Golden Balls and Super Silicone!
I really admire Posh - I don;t know how but she manages to look uglier every time. She has that anorexic+insecure look in her eyes. Eat a bar of chocolate and smile, woman!
May 6th, 2008 at 12:22 amI love Emmy Rossum’s dress - yummy!
Eva Longoria as the Taffeta Avenger!
May 6th, 2008 at 1:20 amVicky Beckham gets my vote for Superho.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:40 amAll the heads are cut off from the pics so I don’t know who anyone is, but you left Tom Brady intact. Even flaming Margaritas can’t cloud your wisdom, Candy!
May 6th, 2008 at 4:42 amVern,
You gotta click on those thumb nails! Then you get to see all them heads! (no penis, though)
Aw, Xenu princess and her manly wife! How quaint, but the man’s blue shoes got to go!
May 6th, 2008 at 4:53 amMid,
May 6th, 2008 at 5:52 amthanks but I don’t have that much patience! Do you think Posh helped Katie pick out her outfit? How come rich people can wear ugly, mismatched shit and it’s fashion, but when I do it I’m just the drunken crazy lady?
I don’t know who it is, but you have a Nautilus Avenger in that last pic.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:59 amVern,
I think Posh actually designed the outfit and she was drunk when she did it.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:28 amBuffy the Vampire Slayer is my favorite. She looks great!!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:58 amWhoever that is in the purple swirly get up is ’sea anenenome girl’
May 6th, 2008 at 12:03 pmI meant anenome…
May 6th, 2008 at 12:04 pmHow ’bout “anemone”?
May 6th, 2008 at 3:15 pm(forgive me, I’m a librarian)
What do you want to bet that Tom’s wearing Underoos that match Katie’s shoes.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:42 pmTom+Katie = As seen in comic book “The Stepford Cuckoos” - The Androgynous Twins - Xenu Zealot & Lava Girl (size 14 shoes by Paris Hilton).
Fergie = Crystal Pee-Pants
Mischa Barton = Feral Fug
Also check out the Julia Roberts thumb; has Danny Moder aged terribly or what?
May 6th, 2008 at 10:32 pmWTF is that pineapple hairstyle on Posh? Also my gran called and she’s pissed off that Posh nicked her net curtains off the washing line and showed up with Minnie-Mouse voiced chav husband at some gala wearing them.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pm