Break out the champagne and coke bags: Dina Lohan has been named one of “Long Island’s Top 20 Moms” by Mingling Moms.
Wait — I thought this was Cinco de Mayo, not April Fool’s?
Oh, apparently, this is a real award:
“We’re just honoring celebrities’ moms on Long Island,” a spokesperson from Mingling Moms tells OK!. “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”
Wow. How… prestigious. Shockingly, Dina plans to attend the event to pose for the cameras, pick up her award, and maybe, just maybe, mention her new reality show coming to a TV near you this summer!
Congrats on your well-deserved award, Dina! Given their clearly rigorous criteria, I’m surprised Amy Fisher’s mom didn’t win the same award in 1992.
More like Orange Fame-Whoring Horse-Toothed Pimp of the Year.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:16 pmWhat is she sticking up her ass in that picture?
May 5th, 2008 at 9:35 pmWhat a c#nt.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:59 pmWas that “mingling moms” or “Mangling Moms”?
May 6th, 2008 at 4:49 amAnd Mrs. Winehouse will be stepping up to receive the London SW1 mother of the year award.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:32 am