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CANDY IS ON A TWO-WEEK HIATUS AND WILL RETURN ON JULY 15.
HAPPY SUMMER!

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larry: no!! i said i don’t have to wee wee now leave me the hell alone.
wife: young man i will not have you sassing me out in public. now fix your face and march off yourself to the little boys.
larry: i can’t hear you.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:23 amLarry’s got the whole monochromatic thing working.
May 5th, 2008 at 10:37 amWow, he is one sexy beast.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:02 am*vigorously shakes head to “snap out of it”*
they should be on that site called “hot chicks with douchebags”.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:07 amOh, and I believe she has an eating disorder. She looks completely undernourished. It’s quite horrible looking.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:11 amI look at the picture of them together and I can’t help but wonder if it’s worth it. (Her being with him) Only in Hollyweird. Damn she’s skinny.
May 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pmBefore I even read Candy’s comment, my first thought upon seeing the picture was Jesus… he looks like he’s trying to squeeze one out…
May 5th, 2008 at 2:22 pmShe’s already got that madamism thing going on with her face…and the anorexia thing going on with her arms. Eeek.
I have always found him to be completely repulsive.
May 5th, 2008 at 4:08 pmHoly crap, her arms! Is ‘wasted famine victim’ the look du jour? I feel like slapping her, the silly, vain cow.
May 5th, 2008 at 9:37 pm