LEFT: Ashton Kutcher painting the town, um, red with wife Demi in NYC
RIGHT: Blue M&M cruising the candy stores for a hot piece of taffy
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this might be one of my favorites!
m&m looks better in his ensemble. i could just eat him up.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:04 amI’d “do” ‘em both…at the same time. ;P
May 5th, 2008 at 11:08 amI’m with the slutty puppet on this one. Not that I’m proud of it.
May 5th, 2008 at 11:40 amAshton must desperately need some fun.
May 5th, 2008 at 1:28 pmLove those shiny pants!
May 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pmm&m does it better because he’s not coordinating his M with his shoes which is SO 2006!
May 5th, 2008 at 6:59 pmGood on ya, Slutty Vern!
May 6th, 2008 at 7:10 am