Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan at the Hornitos’ Cinco de Mayo party
JOEL: I…
LINDSAY: Think I’m really hot? It’s okay, everyone does.
JOEL: Well, I…
LINDSAY: Want to hook me up with Benji and CRUSH Paris? That would be so awesome, I can’t even tell you.
JOEL: No, I…
LINDSAY: … And your brother have dicks that taste like cotton candy, which is how you score all the chicks? That would be even MORE awesome, I can’t even tell you.
JOEL: [BEAT] Well, yeah, that. And…
LINDSAY: WHAT?! Don’t make me sic Sam on you.
JOEL: I… think you wear those leggings so much, they’re gonna walk off and get a drink by themselves. Ha! [OFF LINDSAY'S GLARE] Sorry, Paris told me to say that.
LINDSAY: I hope you hurl tonight.
JOEL: Looking likely.
>>And your brother have dicks that taste like cotton candy, which is how you score all the chicks?
That explains it!!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:54 amMan, I sure miss me some cotton candy dicks.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:22 amhe looks like he’s trying to pass gas.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:14 pmThat’s a natty “Littlest Hobo” howdy-bandana Joel is rocking there. I think that stupid fucking hat is sewn on his head as well.
P.S. Martini Lover - too funny. He’s like “pull my finger” or “listen to this, it’s too good to miss!”
May 6th, 2008 at 10:12 pm