“Ask Jesus to Come on Your Heart”

May 6, 2008 | Tags:

Here at the YouTube Communications Commission (”Working To Find the Most Horrifyingly Bad Amateur Entertainment”), we continue to come across videos created by passionate communicators who have somehow obtained video cameras from their ward attendants.

For example:

Please note that in accordance with our rigorous standards of nuttiness, we have checked this submission carefully to determine whether it contains any shots of Beckham in his underwear (it doesn’t), and now we are sharing it with you, the public, in hopes that it will inspire you to ask Jesus to “sit on your heart” (it surely will) - that is, if He doesn’t already have a good Barcalounger handy.

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  1. Jenn F. says:

    Holy crap I nearly blew an organ from laughing every time that woman moaned “Ask Jesus” into the microphone. That is some of the funniest shit I have heard in a long time.

  2. It's British Bitch says:

    Wait - is that Phil Spector again? Dude gets around and he needs to do some of his “wall of sound” production on this mess.
    Thank you Candy for finding this, it’s the funniest YouTube vid I’ve seen in eons.

  3. martini lover says:

    this is hilarious! the bible on the ugly comforter really did make me believe.

  4. PoorBritney says:

  5. librarian kathleen says:

    Yikes.

    Frankly, I’ve had enough people sit on my heart to last me the rest of my natural life.

    One of my former co-workers used this phrase to describe some of the people we dealt with every day: Poor Soul.

    May this poor soul find her Redeemer.

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