Read about how George Clooney is in love with Sarah Larson, while I sadly gorge myself with cookies. [Lainey]
Check out Scarlett Johansson’s gorgeous engagement ring from Ryan Reynolds, while I wash down my cookies with Ben & Jerry’s. [POTP]
Speaking of people with an intimate relationship with junk food… Britney Spears has a successful day in court. [Celebrity Smack]
Hear that? No, not the annoying car alarm outside your window. I’m talking about Uma Thurman breathing a huge sigh of relief, as her stalker’s found guilty. [Gabby]
The worst of the Costume Institute Gala. Because laughing at bad fashion never gets old. [Ayyyy!]
Victoria Beckham is pregnant? Guess she’ll have to start drinking Diet Cokes for two! [popbytes]
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If it’s true, then I’m glad Posh Spice is preggers. Hey, pregnancy improved Nicole Richie’s body image, why not Vicky Beckham’s?
May 6th, 2008 at 7:10 pmOh, damn that George!
But, I did enjoy Lainey’s take on this relationship.
Well, Candy, there’s always (just throwing it out to see where it lands) Ryan Reynolds.
He ain’t married yet!
May 7th, 2008 at 3:51 pm