“Zee devil wear smile? Grossartig! I shall feed her zee delectable prosciutto-wrapped assistant at ALL zee galas!”
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What they are thinking about each other:
“How does s/he stay so skinny? And that face! Is it Botox or collagen or powdered bird poop?
May 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pmWhat kind of a wig is that?”
Oh come now, Librarian Kathleen, they’re laughing about the last time they attended a botox party together and he fell over her as they were running for the mineral water.
May 6th, 2008 at 5:32 pmAunt J knows why she doesn’t smile more now. Her teeth match her dress.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:23 pmLadies and gentlemen, the living fossils of fashion!
May 6th, 2008 at 7:13 pmHe’s about to scream, “Where are my scissors?!!! I’ll cut a beetch.”
May 7th, 2008 at 5:50 amPuppet: laughing my huge arse off! That’s hysterical.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:53 pm