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	<title>Comments on: Deep Thoughts by Karl Lagerfeld</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/deep-thoughts-by-karl-lagerfeld/#comment-10478</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 04:53:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Puppet: laughing my huge arse off! That's hysterical.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Puppet: laughing my huge arse off! That&#8217;s hysterical.</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/deep-thoughts-by-karl-lagerfeld/#comment-10400</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 12:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He's about to scream, "Where are my scissors?!!!  I'll cut a beetch."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s about to scream, &#8220;Where are my scissors?!!!  I&#8217;ll cut a beetch.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Eize</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/deep-thoughts-by-karl-lagerfeld/#comment-10366</link>
		<dc:creator>Eize</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 02:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ladies and gentlemen, the living fossils of fashion!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and gentlemen, the living fossils of fashion!</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/deep-thoughts-by-karl-lagerfeld/#comment-10360</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J knows why she doesn't smile more now.  Her teeth match her dress.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J knows why she doesn&#8217;t smile more now.  Her teeth match her dress.</p>
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		<title>By: midevil</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/deep-thoughts-by-karl-lagerfeld/#comment-10353</link>
		<dc:creator>midevil</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 00:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh come now, Librarian Kathleen, they're laughing about the last time they attended a botox party together and he fell over her as they were running for the mineral water.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh come now, Librarian Kathleen, they&#8217;re laughing about the last time they attended a botox party together and he fell over her as they were running for the mineral water.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/deep-thoughts-by-karl-lagerfeld/#comment-10344</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What they are thinking about each other:

"How does s/he stay so skinny?  And that face! Is it Botox or collagen or powdered bird poop?
What kind of a wig is that?"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What they are thinking about each other:</p>
<p>&#8220;How does s/he stay so skinny?  And that face! Is it Botox or collagen or powdered bird poop?<br />
What kind of a wig is that?&#8221;</p>
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