Comments on: If Hookers Were Cereals… http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/ Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:02:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10479 It's British Bitch Thu, 08 May 2008 04:54:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10479 Vern: I'm sure "those people" would love to come on your heart though! Vern: I’m sure “those people” would love to come on your heart though!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10398 Vern Wed, 07 May 2008 10:40:57 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10398 Yes Mid! Those people at the food network have NO sense of humor! Lawsuit, schmawsuit! Brit Bit, I concur! Let the waterworks begin! oh yeah, those bible people don't come within 50 yards of me, so bring it on! Yes Mid!
Those people at the food network have NO sense of humor! Lawsuit, schmawsuit!

Brit Bit,
I concur! Let the waterworks begin!
oh yeah, those bible people don’t come within 50 yards of me, so bring it on!

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10394 It's British Bitch Wed, 07 May 2008 05:51:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10394 Oh and these are my cereal suggestions: BackSeat-a-Bix Vice Krispies Extreme Kreme Area Ho's Oh and these are my cereal suggestions:

BackSeat-a-Bix
Vice Krispies
Extreme Kreme Area Ho’s

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10385 It's British Bitch Wed, 07 May 2008 05:09:24 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10385 Banana&Nut crunch = Ronaldo's favourite!! Vern: I'm going to have to report you to our Bible Study Class for being a) a porn writer b) too darn funny - I was pissing myself laughing at your suggestions. Thank you also: Candy, Librarian Kathleen, Mid, Aunt J, Fewt, Eize and Jenn F. for making me laugh and get soda bubbles in my nose - haven't had that since I was a kid! Banana&Nut crunch = Ronaldo’s favourite!!

Vern: I’m going to have to report you to our Bible Study Class for being a) a porn writer b) too darn funny - I was pissing myself laughing at your suggestions.
Thank you also: Candy, Librarian Kathleen, Mid, Aunt J, Fewt, Eize and Jenn F. for making me laugh and get soda bubbles in my nose - haven’t had that since I was a kid!

]]> By: Jenn F. http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10376 Jenn F. Wed, 07 May 2008 03:37:07 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10376 Captain Crotch! Captain Crotch!

]]> By: Eize http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10368 Eize Wed, 07 May 2008 02:15:38 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10368 Quakin' Oats! Quakin’ Oats!

]]> By: Aunt J http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10361 Aunt J Wed, 07 May 2008 01:24:15 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10361 Banana & Nut Munch. Banana & Nut Munch.

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10357 midevil Wed, 07 May 2008 00:58:56 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10357 I... er... it got rejected again? I… er… it got rejected again?

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10356 Vern Wed, 07 May 2008 00:46:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10356 Oh Mid! *fumes* I thought that was just between us! Especially as it sadly remains unpublished. Oh Mid! *fumes*
I thought that was just between us!
Especially as it sadly remains unpublished.

]]> By: midevil http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/if-hookers-were-cereals/#comment-10355 midevil Wed, 07 May 2008 00:38:20 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1397#comment-10355 Vern is actually a leading porno writer--ooopsie, didn't mean to *blow* your cover, chickee. Vern is actually a leading porno writer–ooopsie, didn’t mean to *blow* your cover, chickee.

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