Lindsay Lohan, who’s been accused before of “helping herself” to others’ clothes, has done it again: A Columbia University student claims Lindsay stole her $11,000 blond mink coat. And — get this — she only learned of it when she saw Lindsay wearing it in a magazine.
I’m not sure which is crazier: That Lindsay “borrows” fur coats like others borrow umbrellas, or that someone would actually pay $11,000 to drape themselves in a dead animal.
Any-hoo. Masha Markova, 22, believed she had lost the jacket — a gift from her grandmother — while attending a birthday party in NYC. She claims that at one point, she was seated next to “Sticky Fingaz” Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. (Smart move.) CUT TO: Two weeks later, when Masha sees Lindsay wearing her very coat in OK! magazine.
Busted!
After a few failed attempts at trying to contact Lindsay, Masha’s lawyers were finally successful in getting the coat delivered -– slightly torn, and reeking of ciggies and alcohol –- back to Masha’s apartment.
CandyKirby.com’s sources say that Lindsay’s thievery problems may not end there, as Dina Lohan is also considering taking action against Linds for stealing her look.
Aunt J is sad these two idiots are still alive while that poor helpless mink is dead. Can somebody make a coat out of them instead?
May 6th, 2008 at 6:22 pmAunt J, that would be the skankiest coat in creation.
May 6th, 2008 at 7:11 pmEize is absolutely right!
May 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pmWasn’t she just seen wearing like a anti-fur peta button? Wtf is she doing stealing fur coats?
May 6th, 2008 at 9:08 pmI want that coat to be made! It would be all kinds of fug: matted hair extensions from Ken Paves, panels streaked with fake tan and the sleeves would be made from a nasty pair of leggings, plus a natty little “firecrotch” corsage. Bring it on!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pmBrit Bit!
You would so win with that coat on Project Valtrex Runway!
Dya think Big Joe has one?
May 7th, 2008 at 3:33 amHey Randi I think Lindsey’s ‘no fur’ button meant she didn’t have her own yet
May 7th, 2008 at 10:47 amLOL @ Suzanne
May 7th, 2008 at 3:15 pmO.K. the stealing part is bad.
But the owner of the coat has, evidently, learned NOTHING about bar protocol.
When I frequented bars (in my youth, of course) I kept my coat with me on the barstool. When I needed to leave the barstool, I made sure my closest barmate would watch over my leather jacket (or whatever) as well as the thirty dollars I had sitting on the bar.
Is there no sanity or courtesy in the bar world anymore?!!!!?
May 7th, 2008 at 3:56 pmSuzanne: too funny! Does this mean Greasy Bear was lying when he went on that rant about her Fire Crotch?
Vern: Big Joe definitely has such a coat. It’s part of his honeymoon attire to be worn after the wedding with Preggers Project Runway dress. Snicker. Snort.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:52 pm