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	<title>Comments on: Lindsay &#8220;Sticky Fingaz&#8221; Lohan Strikes Again!</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10477</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 04:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Suzanne: too funny! Does this mean Greasy Bear was lying when he went on that rant about her Fire Crotch? 

Vern: Big Joe definitely has such a coat. It's part of his honeymoon attire to be worn after the wedding with Preggers Project Runway dress. Snicker. Snort.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Suzanne: too funny! Does this mean Greasy Bear was lying when he went on that rant about her Fire Crotch? </p>
<p>Vern: Big Joe definitely has such a coat. It&#8217;s part of his honeymoon attire to be worn after the wedding with Preggers Project Runway dress. Snicker. Snort.</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10448</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>O.K. the stealing part is bad.

But the owner of the coat has, evidently, learned NOTHING about bar protocol.

When I frequented bars (in my youth, of course) I kept my coat with me on the barstool.  When I needed to leave the barstool, I made sure my closest barmate would watch over my leather jacket (or whatever) as well as the thirty dollars I had sitting on the bar.

Is there no sanity or courtesy in the bar world anymore?!!!!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O.K. the stealing part is bad.</p>
<p>But the owner of the coat has, evidently, learned NOTHING about bar protocol.</p>
<p>When I frequented bars (in my youth, of course) I kept my coat with me on the barstool.  When I needed to leave the barstool, I made sure my closest barmate would watch over my leather jacket (or whatever) as well as the thirty dollars I had sitting on the bar.</p>
<p>Is there no sanity or courtesy in the bar world anymore?!!!!?</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10435</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL @ Suzanne</description>
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		<title>By: Suzanne</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10416</link>
		<dc:creator>Suzanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 17:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Randi I think Lindsey's 'no fur' button meant she didn't have her own yet</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Randi I think Lindsey&#8217;s &#8216;no fur&#8217; button meant she didn&#8217;t have her own yet</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10397</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 10:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brit Bit!
You would so win with that coat on Project Valtrex Runway!

Dya think Big Joe has one?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brit Bit!<br />
You would so win with that coat on Project Valtrex Runway!</p>
<p>Dya think Big Joe has one?</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10384</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 05:03:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I want that coat to be made! It would be all kinds of fug: matted hair extensions from Ken Paves, panels streaked with fake tan and the sleeves would be made from a nasty pair of leggings, plus a natty little "firecrotch" corsage. Bring it on!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want that coat to be made! It would be all kinds of fug: matted hair extensions from Ken Paves, panels streaked with fake tan and the sleeves would be made from a nasty pair of leggings, plus a natty little &#8220;firecrotch&#8221; corsage. Bring it on!</p>
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		<title>By: Randi</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10380</link>
		<dc:creator>Randi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 04:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wasn't she just seen wearing like a anti-fur peta button?  Wtf is she doing stealing fur coats?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wasn&#8217;t she just seen wearing like a anti-fur peta button?  Wtf is she doing stealing fur coats?</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10375</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 03:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eize is absolutely right!</description>
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		<title>By: Eize</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10365</link>
		<dc:creator>Eize</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 02:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J, that would be the skankiest coat in creation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J, that would be the skankiest coat in creation.</p>
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		<title>By: Aunt J</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/06/lindsay-sticky-fingaz-lohan-strikes-again/#comment-10359</link>
		<dc:creator>Aunt J</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aunt J is sad these two idiots are still alive while that poor helpless mink is dead.  Can somebody make a coat out of them instead?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aunt J is sad these two idiots are still alive while that poor helpless mink is dead.  Can somebody make a coat out of them instead?</p>
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