“I have a dream…”: Woman pursues her dream of having world’s largest implants. Which I believe are already located in CoCo’s ass. [Dlisted]
George Clooney celebrates his 47th birthday. Looked to me like he had a really nice time… from my court-mandated fifty feet away. [Lainey]
Amy Winehouse arrested again, looking into refund for rehab. [Smack]
Star says Angelina Jolie is having twins. Oh, thank GOODNESS. They don’t have nearly enough kids. [popbytes]
Chris Brown’s bodyguard just may be Naomi Campbell’s soulmate. [Dirt]
Joel Madden says no wedding bells for him and Nicole. Because, you know, they’re the next Brangelina! Or not. [POTP]
Mischa Barton and Margherita Missoni should pool their money for a mirror. [Ayyyy!]
One in three employees admitted they have been hungover at work and one in ten has been drunk at their desk. I’ll drink to that! [BBC]
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TWINS???
What is in the bottled water in Hollywood these days???
May 7th, 2008 at 6:35 pmCandy: I salute you. The hump day picture is a brilliant pun and also educational - who knew that camel procreation was a spectator sport?
May 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pmRe: the huge ta-tas. Her surgeon should be arrested.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pmI have been hungover at work. I have been drunk at work. but not often enough.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:47 pm