Turns out, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding was NOT a product of Pop Fiction. People has all the details on the SECRET WEDDING:
“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”
Cannon adds: “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.”
For more on Mariah & Nick’s whirlwind romance – including photos of their new tattoos, details on Nick’s candy-themed proposal, and their plans for kids (!) – pick up the latest PEOPLE…
Yes, that’s right — a CANDY-THEMED PROPOSAL! “Take the Kit-Kat if you say ‘yes,’ the black licorice if you say ‘no.” Hope they also discuss the inspiration behind the towel veil. That’s usually my post-shower look. Had no idea it could double for a SECRET WEDDING, too!
*SIGH* Oh, Mariah. All dudes feel like a soulmate for the first six weeks — till they start flatulating in bed, magically grow a remote control from their hand and fail to recognize that we’re always right.
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i thought she didn’t want kids? you’re right candy-that really does look like a towel on her head.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:29 am“All dudes feel like a soulmate for the first six weeks — till they start flatulating in bed, magically grow a remote control from their hand and fail to recognize that we’re always right.” - Indian, Please! says, it’s funny ’cause it’s true.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:13 amI WISH THEM THE BEST!!!!…….people have a concern the fact Mariah Carey is older than Nick Cannon….because if it was about age, u wouldn’t see some older man including celebs that act stupid, get arrested for drugs and drinking…..where is their sense of responsibility and maturity? Age doesn’t determine maturity, but rather experience in life does!
May 7th, 2008 at 3:17 pmIf they really love each other, then they must preserve that….and be able to keep marriage life separated from media life-their careers.
Yet another source of weird bets in Vegas and London: how long will this marriage last?
Wonder what the oddsmakers say?
(I don’t gamble because I’d get addicted.)
May 7th, 2008 at 3:38 pm