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Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn share more than an affinity for snazzy white coats — they also, not surprisingly, like to share ladies in the sack.
According to the Miami Herald, a Kate-less Owen recently hit up a girl at a Miami club with his sleepy drawl for a threesome with him and Vinny. The paper’s source says the girl “was disgusted with the offer and declined.”
Candy suspects Owen tugged on his Abercrombie shirt, shrugged, “Have it your way, sweetheart,” then shuffled his Birkenstock-clad feet back to his VIP table with Vince, where they continued rating chicks and waxing poetic about the underrated genius of Air Supply.
All I can say, Candy, is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
May 7th, 2008 at 1:48 pmBased on my vast knowledge of sexuality (by which I mean that I read a lot) I venture to suggest that when a proposed threesome involves two guys and one girl…well, those two guys have an attraction for each other that they cannot fully admit.
I’m just sayin’…
May 7th, 2008 at 3:29 pmWhat the librarian says!
May 7th, 2008 at 3:42 pmCandy! That title….. um, ah speak for yourself! I’m more the Barramundi thanks.
Re the story, I can’t possibly imagine why the young lady declined.
May 7th, 2008 at 5:56 pmLibrarians are smart and I’m going with Kathleen’s explanation. Makes sense - wasn’t the Butterscotch Stallion strutting around in his tightey-whiteys somewhere exotic with another male pal recently?
May 7th, 2008 at 10:06 pmHmm…I think if Owen and Vince got drunk enough they might just see each other as two chicks and make out. Give into the passion boys! You know that girl is just an excuse to be together and not be outed by Perez.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:56 amSigh…all I know is, I wish they would approach a woman like me with small tits, brunette, and a meaty ass…..but that’ just wishful thinking, right??’
Typical men….
June 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pm