Zoe Kravitz is dressed like this because:
1) Lindsay Lohan stole her original blouse;
2) She thought it would be fun to fashion something out of her dad’s church shirt;
3) It was the classiest ensemble she could find in the Heidiwood collection;
4) She’s attending an ’80s party, so she paired Madonna’s cone bra with Mrs. Seaver’s jeans;
5) None of the above. She wore that because _______________.
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When your poppa has as much money as hers has, a girl can do whatever she damn well pleases.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:02 amShe was stoned when she got dressed.
May 8th, 2008 at 7:43 am#1!
May 8th, 2008 at 9:19 amThe woman’s safari hat in the background would really make her outfit!!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:21 pmAgain I say: such a pretty girl, such unfortunate fashion choices. Although I guess if you’re good looking, it doesn’t really matter.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:05 pmShe was so hot in the Brave One. There was sexual tension between Jody Foster and her. Maybe I am just projecting, but Foster was really erotic when she put her arm around Zoe.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:44 pm