May
7
2008

This is the Man Natalie Portman is Bringing Home to Mom

Filed Under: Stylin'

Folk rock musician and BONP (Boyfriend of Natalie Portman), Devendra Banhart, shopped for a new look at Fantasy Parties, a sex shop in New York City, today.

Unfortunately, he could have saved himself $5.95, as he already looked like a dickhead wearing that shirt.

Ha, haaaa!

Thanks, folks! Don’t forget to tip your waitress; we’ll be here all night.

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  1. Vern says:

    Bitch stole my glasses!

  2. midevil says:

  3. Dr. L. says:

  4. Puppet says:

    “But he’s so deeeeep…and passionate.”

  5. Nathiest says:

    Natalie Portman and Anna Hathaway should double date to see who is dating the biggest loser.

    I miss the year of ’some guy’ now it’s the year of ’some loser’. That’s not cool girls.

  6. aine says:

    i bet he cries after sex

  7. martini lover says:

    you’re right aine-after sex with his penis nose!

  8. Indian, Please! says:

    Vern, they look way better on you.

  9. Suzanne says:

    I thought it was a bearded lady behind those glasses

  10. mamsijd says:

    his hair is rather nice

  11. Jenn F. says:

    LOL @ aine & martini lover

  12. librarian kathleen says:

    This guy is something quite beyond the usual Hollyweird.

    I especially like the images that show up on a Google image search.

    You be the judge.

  13. Vern says:

    *blushes* Why thank you Indian, Please!

  14. It's British Bitch says:

    Vern: I agree with Indian. They look way better on you. I suggest one-upping that douche-bag by adding a pair of cojones.

  15. frewt says:

    Do those novelty glasses have any practical application? It makes an interesting visual - could give new meaning to the term ‘brown nosing’ also….

  16. Andrea says:

    I can’t believe Natalie is dating this loser. he is so immature.

    What a shame.
    i bet her parents are freaking out.

  17. Jessica says:

    I bet if any of you were asked to tell me one thing about Devendra Banhart other than some stupid-ass comment about this picture, every one of you would have nothing to say. Way to avoid being judgemental, you jerkoffs! fiy- Devendra is fucking amazing and so is Natalie. they can both date whoever the fuck they want. as long as they’re happy.

  18. Andrea says:

    Whatever. ^^^
    u have to be mature at some point. If i had a daughter, i wouldn’t want her to date some guy that like to wear dildo’s in public. behind doors thats his own buisness, but u dont do that sort of thing in public. What if there were kids around??????
    Maybe he is “amazing” i dont know, i dont know him, but he surely is imature. A mature adult wouldn’t do that.

  19. Tim says:

    What a dickhead.
    what is Natalie thinking!!!

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