Folk rock musician and BONP (Boyfriend of Natalie Portman), Devendra Banhart, shopped for a new look at Fantasy Parties, a sex shop in New York City, today.
Unfortunately, he could have saved himself $5.95, as he already looked like a dickhead wearing that shirt.
Ha, haaaa!
Thanks, folks! Don’t forget to tip your waitress; we’ll be here all night.
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Bitch stole my glasses!
May 7th, 2008 at 3:31 amMmmm…
May 7th, 2008 at 4:39 amCreepy!
May 7th, 2008 at 7:32 am“But he’s so deeeeep…and passionate.”
May 7th, 2008 at 7:35 amNatalie Portman and Anna Hathaway should double date to see who is dating the biggest loser.
I miss the year of ’some guy’ now it’s the year of ’some loser’. That’s not cool girls.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:15 ami bet he cries after sex
May 7th, 2008 at 9:39 amyou’re right aine-after sex with his penis nose!
May 7th, 2008 at 10:29 amVern, they look way better on you.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:08 amI thought it was a bearded lady behind those glasses
May 7th, 2008 at 11:14 amhis hair is rather nice
May 7th, 2008 at 2:10 pmLOL @ aine & martini lover
May 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pmThis guy is something quite beyond the usual Hollyweird.
I especially like the images that show up on a Google image search.
You be the judge.
May 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm*blushes* Why thank you Indian, Please!
May 7th, 2008 at 8:20 pmVern: I agree with Indian. They look way better on you. I suggest one-upping that douche-bag by adding a pair of cojones.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:14 pmDo those novelty glasses have any practical application? It makes an interesting visual - could give new meaning to the term ‘brown nosing’ also….
May 7th, 2008 at 10:20 pmI can’t believe Natalie is dating this loser. he is so immature.
What a shame.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pmi bet her parents are freaking out.
I bet if any of you were asked to tell me one thing about Devendra Banhart other than some stupid-ass comment about this picture, every one of you would have nothing to say. Way to avoid being judgemental, you jerkoffs! fiy- Devendra is fucking amazing and so is Natalie. they can both date whoever the fuck they want. as long as they’re happy.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pmWhatever. ^^^
May 9th, 2008 at 1:36 amu have to be mature at some point. If i had a daughter, i wouldn’t want her to date some guy that like to wear dildo’s in public. behind doors thats his own buisness, but u dont do that sort of thing in public. What if there were kids around??????
Maybe he is “amazing” i dont know, i dont know him, but he surely is imature. A mature adult wouldn’t do that.
What a dickhead.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:23 pmwhat is Natalie thinking!!!