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	<title>Comments on: This is the Man Natalie Portman is Bringing Home to Mom</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10956</link>
		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 05:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a dickhead. 
what is Natalie thinking!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a dickhead.<br />
what is Natalie thinking!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Andrea</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10566</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whatever. ^^^
u have to be mature at some point. If i had a daughter, i wouldn't want her to date some guy that like to wear dildo's in public. behind doors thats his own buisness, but u dont do that sort of thing in public. What if there were kids around?????? 
Maybe he is "amazing" i dont know, i dont know him, but he surely is imature. A mature adult wouldn't do that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whatever. ^^^<br />
u have to be mature at some point. If i had a daughter, i wouldn&#8217;t want her to date some guy that like to wear dildo&#8217;s in public. behind doors thats his own buisness, but u dont do that sort of thing in public. What if there were kids around??????<br />
Maybe he is &#8220;amazing&#8221; i dont know, i dont know him, but he surely is imature. A mature adult wouldn&#8217;t do that.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10545</link>
		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 23:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet if any of you were asked to tell me one thing about Devendra Banhart other than some stupid-ass comment about this picture, every one of you would have nothing to say. Way to avoid being judgemental, you jerkoffs! fiy- Devendra is fucking amazing and so is Natalie. they can both date whoever the fuck they want. as long as they're happy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet if any of you were asked to tell me one thing about Devendra Banhart other than some stupid-ass comment about this picture, every one of you would have nothing to say. Way to avoid being judgemental, you jerkoffs! fiy- Devendra is fucking amazing and so is Natalie. they can both date whoever the fuck they want. as long as they&#8217;re happy.</p>
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		<title>By: Andrea</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10534</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrea</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can't believe Natalie is dating this loser. he is so immature. 

What a shame. 
i bet her parents are freaking out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe Natalie is dating this loser. he is so immature. </p>
<p>What a shame.<br />
i bet her parents are freaking out.</p>
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		<title>By: frewt</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10487</link>
		<dc:creator>frewt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 05:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do those novelty glasses have any  practical application? It makes an interesting visual - could give new meaning to the term 'brown nosing' also....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do those novelty glasses have any  practical application? It makes an interesting visual - could give new meaning to the term &#8216;brown nosing&#8217; also&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10486</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 05:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vern: I agree with Indian. They look way better on you. I suggest one-upping that douche-bag by adding a pair of cojones.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vern: I agree with Indian. They look way better on you. I suggest one-upping that douche-bag by adding a pair of cojones.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10470</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 03:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*blushes*  Why thank you Indian, Please!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*blushes*  Why thank you Indian, Please!</p>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10445</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This guy is something quite beyond the usual Hollyweird.   

I especially like the images that show up on a Google image search.

You be the judge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This guy is something quite beyond the usual Hollyweird.   </p>
<p>I especially like the images that show up on a Google image search.</p>
<p>You be the judge.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10433</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL @ aine &#38; martini lover</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @ aine &amp; martini lover</p>
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		<title>By: mamsijd</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/07/this-is-the-man-natalie-portman-is-bringing-home-to-mom/#comment-10428</link>
		<dc:creator>mamsijd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 21:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>his hair is rather nice</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>his hair is rather nice</p>
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