Britney Spears causes a stir by carrying a — GASP! — respectable Radiohead CD. Hopefully, she’s learned her lesson and will arm herself with the more appropriate Poison CD next time. Geesh. [Lainey]
Liv Tyler tells her hubby to walk this way… to divorce court. [Celeb Baby Scoop]
Nicole Richie and Harlow on the cover of Bazaar. Yeah, Nicole as a cover model is bizarre, all right. [Gabby]
Llanview just got a contact high: Snoop Doog appears on One Life to Live. [Smack]
Heidi Klum offers a reality check for new moms hoping to look like her. Um, what about bloggers who aren’t new moms that want to look like her? [POTP]
A Long Islander sounds off on Dina Lohan’s “top mom” award. I just wish Ashton Kutcher had popped out at the ceremony and yelled “PUNK’D!” [popbytes]
Katherine Heigl is SO over Grey’s Anatomy. And I am SO under Dr. Shepherd. In my dreams. [Dirt]
Check out pictures of Fergie taking a spill. Because laughing at celebs falling never gets old. [Dlisted]
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Why the fuck does Heidi Klum annoy the fuck out of me???
May 8th, 2008 at 5:31 pmFuck. NOT Radiohead. Maybe someone gave it to her to try out.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:53 pmfuck, demonkitty, I LOVE your avatar!
May 8th, 2008 at 5:53 pmSnoop Doog?
May 8th, 2008 at 6:27 pmThanks Midevil! I think I got it from Avatarhell. I was looking for avatars while procrastinating during exam week!
I can’t believe they put Nicole fucking Richie on Bazaar. I am so sick of those Madden motherfuckers. God, they are annoying. Who cares about her and her progeny? There are so many other children who need attention on this planet. This eugenic crap that Hollywood perpetuates. Hollywood has so much shit to answer for. So fucking much….
May 9th, 2008 at 4:09 amWhy cant’ Britney take the time to make her ratty-ass extensions look decent when it’s obvious from the How I Met Your Mother photo that she can look decent and non trailer trash? It can’t be that hard to smooth out the nasty lumps on top of your head. And why do we care so much what music she listens to? Maybe if she listens to something decent her music will mature and be tolerable. Maybe… don’t count on it…
May 9th, 2008 at 7:37 am