On the bright side, she comes equipped with her own airbags.
[Via WTF]
May
8
2008
Breaking: Woman’s Neck Goes Missing!
Filed Under: Totally Weird But True
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Is that Eddie Murphy in Norbit??
May 8th, 2008 at 12:17 pmIs that pic for real?
May 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pmShe’s just big boned!…I cannot stand when people say this.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:59 pmCandy: Bu-da-bup!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:40 pm5 Star Safety rating.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:08 pmIt’s Mariah. All blowed up.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:56 pmIndian, Please! what happened to your avatar?
I always looked forward to your witty comments and awesome avatar. Is that what your avatar looks like without his turbin?
May 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pmIt’s spelled, “turban,” Moonlight.
May 8th, 2008 at 3:37 pmI don’t think she will ever drown.
Don’t your tits help you stay afloat of they’re big?
Librarian Kathleen, she does look like Mariah. By the way, I am fucking sick of Mariah.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:38 pmSleeping on her stomach is WAY out of the question, though.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:24 pmThanks Dr. L. I can’t spell without Microsoft Spell Checker or add without Excel. I think I would fail the 3rd grade.
By the way, what are you a doctor of?
May 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pmMoonlit: She’s a doctor of LURVE, aint that right Doctor L.?
May 8th, 2008 at 8:58 pmShe’s a doctor from the “Hair club for men!”
May 9th, 2008 at 4:01 amps-COULD Mariah blow-up? Please?
May 9th, 2008 at 4:02 amDoctor of Lurve….maybe I am. I’m also a D.C.
Shout out to the excitable DK.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:29 amOh my God that picture’s hilarious. Whenever I hear the term “big-boned” I hear Cartman’s voice.
May 9th, 2008 at 5:56 amCARTMAN!!!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:00 amThanks so much Dr. L!
So, being a doctor and all, is it true that having massive jugs helps you stay afloat in water?
May 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pmYes, DK, they will. However, one runs the risk of those extra large ones billowing up, floating into your face, and really obscuring both your eyes and your airway.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:46 pmLook; It’s the drunk Jude Law Av. Nice.
May 9th, 2008 at 4:47 pmDr. L- no worries- with the Jude Law avatar you could still be a Dr. in the hair club for men!
May 9th, 2008 at 7:33 pm