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	<title>Comments on: Breaking:  Woman&#8217;s Neck Goes Missing!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, life and, most importantly, the inexplicable appeal of coleslaw.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10651</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 02:33:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dr. L- no worries- with the Jude Law avatar you could still be a Dr. in the hair club for men!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dr. L- no worries- with the Jude Law avatar you could still be a Dr. in the hair club for men!</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10645</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 23:47:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Look; It's the drunk Jude Law Av. Nice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look; It&#8217;s the drunk Jude Law Av. Nice.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10644</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 23:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, DK, they will.  However, one runs the risk of those extra large ones billowing up, floating into your face, and really obscuring both your eyes and your airway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, DK, they will.  However, one runs the risk of those extra large ones billowing up, floating into your face, and really obscuring both your eyes and your airway.</p>
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		<title>By: Demon Kitty</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10619</link>
		<dc:creator>Demon Kitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 21:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks so much Dr. L!

So, being a doctor and all, is it true that having massive jugs helps you stay afloat in water?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks so much Dr. L!</p>
<p>So, being a doctor and all, is it true that having massive jugs helps you stay afloat in water?</p>
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		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10583</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CARTMAN!!!</description>
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		<title>By: Jenn F.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10574</link>
		<dc:creator>Jenn F.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 12:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my God that picture's hilarious. Whenever I hear the term "big-boned" I hear Cartman's voice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my God that picture&#8217;s hilarious. Whenever I hear the term &#8220;big-boned&#8221; I hear Cartman&#8217;s voice.</p>
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		<title>By: Dr. L.</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10571</link>
		<dc:creator>Dr. L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 12:29:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doctor of Lurve....maybe I am. I'm also a D.C.

Shout out to the excitable DK.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doctor of Lurve&#8230;.maybe I am. I&#8217;m also a D.C.</p>
<p>Shout out to the excitable DK.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10568</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 11:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ps-COULD Mariah blow-up? Please?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ps-COULD Mariah blow-up? Please?</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10567</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 11:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She's a doctor from the "Hair club for men!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s a doctor from the &#8220;Hair club for men!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/05/08/breaking-womans-neck-goes-missing/#comment-10564</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 03:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moonlit: She's a doctor of LURVE, aint that right Doctor L.?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moonlit: She&#8217;s a doctor of LURVE, aint that right Doctor L.?</p>
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