… Drop her pants.
“Hillary should wear Versace — a dress, not trousers. She doesn’t need to wear trousers to show she’s strong.”
Only CandyKirby.com has a peek at Donatella’s vision for the presidential candidate:
Wow! And even if the new style doesn’t garner enough superdelegates for Hillary, it has inspired Eddie Murphy to offer Hillary a ride home after the Democratic National Convention.
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Va-va-voom, Hill!
Unfortunately, there’s not time for all that plastic surgery plus the botox before this campaign is over.
P.S. Just say “no” the ride with E.M.
May 8th, 2008 at 10:32 amShe needs leather skin and a little dog too!!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pmThat pic is all sorts of wrong! It is doing mean things to my eyes!
May 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pmToo little, too late, Donatella.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pmOne of the things Hillary actually does right is wear pants. Practical, and, they hide those piano legs (often called cankles).
May 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pmYou can say that again Kathleen. Poor Hil. No amount of skinny gets rid of those.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:40 am